We are the United States of America. We will not be jerked around. We will be enticed into a full-scale war against a bunch of JVs. We will fight other people's wars. We support Shia? Or is is Sunni? Or do we know the difference?
Oh crap, where is the oil? Just lead me to the oil. But, what about the Jews? We love them. Why? I forget. Oh yeah, it is in the Bible. First the Bible, then the oil. Or is it the other way around? Oh crap:
I got so excited I crapped my JV pants.